Personnel Index · Last Sweep 04:58
The Roster.
Updated whenever someone confesses. Marcus is still out. Theo is still buffering. Everyone else is somewhere on a stairwell.
Noclipped In
08
Still Buffering
03
Noclipped Out
01
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Employee
Last Seen
Status
EMP-0001
Marisol Vega
Staff Eng, Platform
"Bringing the LaserDisc copy of the original short for the bar after."
Conference Room B — 04:12
In
EMP-0007
Daniel Okafor
Sr. Designer
"Said yes immediately. Suspicious."
Pantry, second pass — 04:18
In
EMP-0014
Priya Ramaswamy
Eng Manager, Foundations
"Will reimburse popcorn. Do not abuse."
1:1 with self — 04:22
In
EMP-0021
Theo Bramwell
Product, Growth
"Has a thing. Will know by Friday. He always has a thing."
Slack — typing… typing… (3 days)
Buffering
EMP-0029
Hae-won Park
Data Science
"Already drafted a Looker dashboard tracking attendance."
Stairwell C, between floors — 04:31
In
EMP-0033
Gus Halloran
DevRel
"Insists on sitting in the back row. We are letting him."
Recording a podcast about it — 04:33
In
EMP-0042
Iris Quintana
Legal Ops
"Reviewing the theater's terms of admission."
Reading a 60-page PDF — 04:40
Buffering
EMP-0058
Marcus Leventhal
Sales, Mid-Market
"Has tickets to a wine tasting. Says he hates being scared. Coward."
Caught looking at his calendar — 04:44
Out
EMP-0061
Wren Calloway
Brand Lead
"Coordinating a group photo in front of the marquee. Bringing flash."
Hallway near accounting — 04:51
In
EMP-0074
Sébastien Roche
Customer Success
"Will only attend if we sit nowhere near the projector."
Coffee, fourth refill — 04:55
In
EMP-0082
Oluchi Adesanya
Recruiting
"Plus-one is her partner, who has Opinions about A24."
Outside, on a call — 04:58
In
EMP-0099
Reid Vasquez
Finance
"Wants to know if the popcorn budget is approved. (It is not.)"
Spreadsheet, row 4,127 — 05:01
Buffering